As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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