but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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