So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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