had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My orgasm happened in two different decades
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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