i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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