TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
