ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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