Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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