A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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