She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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