yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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