Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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