We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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