apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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