It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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