I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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