Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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