All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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