There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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