It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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