escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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