ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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