I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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