No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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