She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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