Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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