my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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