I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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