Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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