I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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