Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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