I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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