i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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