the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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