He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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