She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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