I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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