Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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