Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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