If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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