I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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