I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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