I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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