East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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