Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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