Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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