How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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