Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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