Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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