I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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