i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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