worst night to have a conscience
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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