I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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