Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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